2. Jonathan Vilma is the latest NFL
3. Jason Giambi is being threatened with suspension if he does not cooperate with MLB's steroid investigation. Big deal, it's not like he is playing now anyway.
4. A-Rod has been on fire since being caught going out with a woman who is not his wife. Hey Delgado, why not give it a shot?
5. Paris has been in and out of jail more than, oh, that one is just too easy. Much like Paris.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip the waitresses and try the chicken.
6. Someone was fired from Grey's Anatomy. Make me care.
7. CBS is brining back Jericho after fans inundated their offices with peanuts. CBS is donating the nuts to food banks. Not the fans who took the time to send inthe nuts, the actual nuts.
8. The Islanders finally bought out the contract of Alexei Yashin. This means no more Carol Alt at Islander games. Hopefully, whoever they sign can bring along an upgrade in that area as well.
9. Tom Coughlin is asking that the Giants just shut up and play. Well, since Tiki is gone, he may get his wish.
10. Paris Hilton is claiming that she will no longer act stupid once her jail term is up. I'm sorry, there is no way she was acting that dumb. Have you seen her movies?
11. Mike Keenan is going to be coach of the Calgary Flames. Alas, he will not be GM, so other teams will not be able to trade a bag of pucks for a star goalie.
12. Pacman Jones' DNA has tested negative according to his attorney. For any trace of common sense.
13. The Soprano's ended the other night.
1 comment:
Ed, I loved the Paris Hilton line. You should do stand up!
it's great that we can laugh even with everything bad going on with the Mets.
PS In case you can't get over there, I have posted in the "faculty lounge" an extra ticket for next weeks game. If you can make it, let me know. First come, first served. Or whatever...
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